Smoke, Eat/Sex and Ride

Scientists report the universal side effect of smoking weed is a medical condition called "the munchies." The second leading side effect is "copulation" (doing the nasty, humping like bunnies, doing grown folks things). Well, Amsterdam has an eternal case of the munchies and there's something to help with whatever nature of side effect you get after a long night of "puff puff pass."

There's a waffle/crepes, ice cream, french fries, burger joint every 100 feet. And restaurants with cuisine from all around the world including Tibetan, Indian, Mexican, Chinese, Italian that are open until all hours of the night. Seeing this many restaurants makes total sense to me, knowing what I know about the side effects of weed smoking and the fact that it's legal here. What is stumping me is the reason why I have not seen ONE fat person walking around this place. And then it hit me...literally ALMOST hit me. "It" being a person on a bike.

That's it. The life cycle here is smoke, eat and ride. I mean, seems weird, but I think it's really working for lots of people here. Seriously, this little city is single-handedly keeping Schwinn and Huffy in business.  

Oh and for those who can't keep your hands to yourself after smoking a fat doobie, head on down to the Red Light District. There you can get lucky with one of the dozens of ladies standing in display windows offering up the goods. Or if you are low on cash, there are plenty of sex shops along the way where you can get a toy to get you there. And if both of those fail, there's always a waffle place on every corner until your luck changes.

WOW at this list of inventory and curiosity over what possibly could be in the "much much more?!" LOL

A range of emotions including "Huh?!" "Yuck" "Maybe we should try it" and "Who is Dr. Greenlove and was he high when he created this?"

When I tell ya'll this burger was AMAZING, it really was. It was made with Wagyu beef from Japanese cows. Lord, now I'm going to be at Whataburger pissed off from now on!

What do you do when have the munchies from a day full of "contact" highs? WAFFLESSSSSSSSSSSSS!